Strangers Have The Best Candy

If you have an issue with me because I can’t make it to your birthday party, stop talking shit...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:28:53 -0400

If you have an issue with me because I can’t make it to your birthday party, stop talking shit on twitter. Time to grow up.

yourhornylittlemiss: 1-800-g0-fuck-yourself: child-of-the-darkn...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:03:12 -0400

yourhornylittlemiss:

1-800-g0-fuck-yourself:

child-of-the-darkness:

lolitalisa-almost-dead:

merryblossoms:

xshvmir:

strong-and-stronger:

Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.

Yessss! She’s gorgeous!

Can this be a new thing? Please?

This needs to be on everybody’s dash

Always reblog ❤

Omfg shes perf

I want her!!

yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:07:10 -0400

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

m-adis0n: moffat-justno: itsnguy3n: ebullient-efflorescence: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:16 -0400

m-adis0n:

moffat-justno:

itsnguy3n:

ebullient-efflorescence:

puellamaggiemagica:

pope-of-shizlam:

choc0late-rain:

sheaforest:

d-issolve:

j-alouse:

fuq-stick:

deestarvivo:

hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

the actual fuck?

oh my fuck that is so insane

holy fuck my head hurts

this is the most interesting thing i’ve ever read.

woah…

omfGfgh

Take the time to read this, sooooooooo interesting

fucking-good-porn: themanesex: shibbins: im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:10:50 -0400

fucking-good-porn:

themanesex:

shibbins:

im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god

but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it

then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it

How come you can only like a post once.

how fucking relevant

yourhornylittlemiss: lipstickstainedlove: startnew-habits: hap...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:09:34 -0400

yourhornylittlemiss:

lipstickstainedlove:

startnew-habits:

happyhealthyhopeful:

missjaaayna:

On reactions to her weight loss:
I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous’. I’m like, ‘I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing’

-Raven Symone

This quote. Exactly why I dislike before and afters. Why are you to judge a woman solely on her appearance, and deem her as ‘beautiful’ after she has lost the weight? Beauty is not defined by a low weight.

i have rebloged this 20million times and i will do it again

fierce

She has been my favourite for forever!

"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build..."

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:58:28 -0400

“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.”

- William Upski Wimsatt (via jupiterseltzer)
Education reform!!!

mangoblood: am i in love or am i horny

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:50:20 -0400

mangoblood:

am i in love or am i horny

Yeee

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:47:46 -0400

Yeee

harshalowe: yes Pretty much yes

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:43:08 -0400

harshalowe:

yes

Pretty much yes

It makes me so angry that we must choose a major and a profession that makes sufficient money to...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:56:53 -0400

It makes me so angry that we must choose a major and a profession that makes sufficient money to support oneself. It’s like we either drown in misery from a decent paying job or drown in debt from an awesome underpaying job. The world wants you to be miserable

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:30:18 -0400

Photo

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:52:44 -0400

F for Fantastic

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:38:00 -0400

So my lack of motivation and not knowing what I want to do with my life has caused me to drop below a 2.0 in all of my classes this semester. Seriously considering dropping out until I find my passion.

Also, my parents will kill me if they find out so hush everyone.

samandriel: nowimagineababydragon: My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:30:14 -0400

samandriel:

nowimagineababydragon:

My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.

I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends

Praise this woman. I will finally have my own free willy

yes

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:14:14 -0400

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

im a fucking piece of shit

everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

theseasonofthebitch: If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:24:28 -0400

theseasonofthebitch:

If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.

only lego

sydney-ashton: crazysexyfierce: livinglutenfreee: theprosaicmo...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:40:21 -0400

sydney-ashton:

crazysexyfierce:

livinglutenfreee:

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.

don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)

in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)

make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY

be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT

if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.

masturbate all the time. that is all.

the only dude that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a dude that knows he is super hot. and a dude that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.

don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.

you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.

hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

this is the best thing I have ever read on here.

This is fucking amazing.

This is so perfect and I’m ecstatic that she acknowledged masturbation

All I want is someone who is confident in both him and I, knows what he wants and says it, and...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:55:25 -0400

All I want is someone who is confident in both him and I, knows what he wants and says it, and treats me like a fucking lady.

bahaha

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 01:38:30 -0400

bahaha